Top 5 WORST Baby Boy Names To Avoid In 2019
Having a baby? That means it’s time to choose a name, which is never easy, and some parents go too far. Some names are just too much, and parents end up naming their kids some very strange things. We recently posted the Top 5 Worst Baby Girl Names of 2019, and this time we’re looking at boy names. Once again, we’ve scoured the internet, from ferocious to petroleum-based, to bring you the Top 5 Worst Baby Boy Names of 2019.
Worst Baby Boy Names #5 – Hayydden
Really like a popular name, but want to make it different? Just add some letters and doom your child to a lifetime of having to correct people. Why not? May we suggest Timmmmmyyyy?
Worst Baby Boy Names #4 – Danger
As in, “Watch out! Here comes Danger!” That way, everyone knows not to mess with your son. Calling your son “Danger” or “dangerous” doesn’t seem like a positive thing to us, buy hey! Live on the edge.
#3 – Django-Wolf
Hyphenated names are controversial to begin with, but some of them go off the rails. Django may have made a bit of a comeback after Quentin Tarantino’s movie was released, and that’s okay. Why not tack “wolf” onto the end of it for added ferociousness?
#2 – Magic
We can’t argue with this one. Baby’s are “magic,” but as a name? Not so much. It’s the equivalent to naming your girl “sparkle.” Both are better as stage names for those who remove their clothes for a living (as in Magic Mike), than for your precious baby. Also, expect lots of jokes about disappearing as your boy gets older.
#1 – Diesel
Yup, naming a baby boy after the black sludge you pump into your truck. It may sound like a hardcore name, but when you really think about it… Well, just think about changing the black sludge out of little Diesel’s diapers and the name loses a bit of its romanticism, doesn’t it?
And there you have it, the Top 5 Worst Baby Boy Names of 2019. Again, if you’re looking for the Top 5 Worst Baby Girl Names of 2019, click here.